This doesn't happen often but this week I received a piece of mail. Not email, but real mail, delivered through the US Postal Service. Grandpa was kind enough to print out this very funny joke about Hillary Clinton and mail it to me. My parent's didn't think it was the funniest joke in the world, but I'll let you judge for yourself.
Hillary at an Elementary School:
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informat the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during you husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
Get it? It's funny because not only does she have a sinful husband but she's also a thief. And to top it all off she made a little kid "disappear" to protect herself. If she weren't a Democrat I'd say she's a woman after my own heart.
Hillary at an Elementary School:
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informat the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during you husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
Get it? It's funny because not only does she have a sinful husband but she's also a thief. And to top it all off she made a little kid "disappear" to protect herself. If she weren't a Democrat I'd say she's a woman after my own heart.
posted by Tatanka at 10:51 PM
3 Comments:
Tatanka, that's a long joke for not being all that funny.
um, excuse me, but everything grandpa sends me is brilliant.
Thank you T for the nice, and obviously accurate, comment. It was a funny joke, and it takes a great mind like yours to understand and appreciate real humor. You're a fine conservative, T, and I love your blog!!
Grandpa
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