On Dadd

Today is my Dad's birthday. Do you want to know why he's so great? Because he can lift a thousand mountains. He could swim across all five oceans. He could take Mike Tyson and Hulk Hogan in a fight (at the same time). He always has treats for me. Sometimes he lets me get away with all kinds of naughty things when mom isn't around. He surly loves me more than Morgan (but who doesn't really). He types really fast. He always manages to put food on the table and in the dog dishes.

When I grow up I hope to be just like him, except more conservative. Love you dad!