On Gunn Controll

There's some good news for real Americans. The Supreme Court has decided that a ban on handguns is illegal! And the court also struck down the silly requirement that firearms be equipped with trigger locks. This second one is especially important for me, not having opposable thumbs makes it pretty hard to use my guns when they've got those silly locks on them. Technically I'm not even allowed to own guns (because I'm a dog), but now that they're letting the gays get married I'm pretty sure they'll start letting dogs own guns too. You win some you lose some I suppose.