On Gremlyns

I was laying around in the sun today while mom was sitting on the couch reading some book (probably liberal propaganda). My dad walked in the room and said we needed to talk about something. He had just read this article that was titled "Gremlin has suspected role in multiple shooting." Turns out they were talking about a car, but seriously guys, the "Tatanka looks like a Gremlin" jokes are getting old.