On Cusing II

As you guys know my mom doesn't like bad language in the house (or in the backyard, or at Milo's house, or at the dog park, or the beach--it's rough being me sometimes). With that in mind let me tell you about my new dilemma. It turns out "bad-ass" is the most precise way to describe me--it captures all of my best qualities in two short words. Mom says I shouldn't use it, but then I'd be forced to use a lesser description which just seems silly. I was thinking maybe I could abbreviate it: BA. But then I worried people would think I was trying to steal Mr. T's thunder, which clearly isn't the case, I've got plenty of thunder of my own.