Sunday, September 21, 2008

On Lawgic



My new girlfriend is getting some flack from the left (which is really just a compliment) for some of her State Official appointments. The one most talked about is the top of the State Division of Agriculture. It's been cited that the official's qualifications for the job was her life long love of cows.

Let's assume for a moment that this was the only reason she got the job (which is probably a bad assumption, she was also a highly skilled real estate agent, which means she knows stuff about land, and guess what farms are built on... Land. Also if you're Sarah's friend I think it implies a whole lot of good qualities about you as a person and your abilities to run just about any organization). Even if this were the only reason I don't think it's that bad of a reason, here are some examples of other successful similar logical appointments/selections (some are hypothetical).

President Bush - His life long love of the Rangers (the baseball team) turned out to be a perfect prerequisite for being the Commander of the Rangers (the Texas law enforcement agency) and later the US Military's Commander and Chief.

Michael D. Brown - He loved horses and so made a perfect fit as the head of FEMA

Tatanka Kessler - Always loved destroying things so would make a very, very good Secretary of Defense (I hope someone is reading this).

Don't worry Sarah, I think you appointed the right person for the job and will no doubt continue to do so in the future (please see my list above for suggested future appointments).

-TKO

PS. Don't be surprised if you see similar material on Stephen Colbert's show later this week. BTW, he hasn't contacted me yet.

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