So, I've been looking into becoming a star. I figured the best place to start was to see how others similar to myself have done it. Oddly, I couldn't find any famous Chugs, so I had to back up and approach my search from one step less specific. Here's what I found:
So apparently you have to either:
- Have rich parents (like that's ever gonna happen),
- Be an alien (I kill aliens),
- Get fat (not with these fine genes I have that have given me this near-perfect physique),
- Or speak Spanish. . . vocally (I think we all know that English is the only language worth speaking- and I mean the American kind, not that stupid English kind).
And I'm seeing a pattern here- it seems Hollywood prefers Purebreds. . . . .
Humph!
So apparently you have to either:
- Have rich parents (like that's ever gonna happen),
- Be an alien (I kill aliens),
- Get fat (not with these fine genes I have that have given me this near-perfect physique),
- Or speak Spanish. . . vocally (I think we all know that English is the only language worth speaking- and I mean the American kind, not that stupid English kind).
And I'm seeing a pattern here- it seems Hollywood prefers Purebreds. . . . .
Humph!
posted by Tatanka at 11:27 PM
2 Comments:
I think Chuck Norris could use a butt-kicking sidekick, what with that slender physic of yours and all...
I like the way you think, the santos. I'm going to look in to this some more.
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