On I Can Undurstand

This guy sort of has the same problem I have, but opposite. He's a person who is kind of like a wolf and I'm a wolf kind of like a person. See I have all these complex human thoughts (unlike Morgan who walks around drooling like a zombie all day) and no one really understands me. Luckily the Internet is sort of a buffer. I've got three girlfriends I met on Yahoo Chat, I tell them I'm a doctor in Africa so we can't meet in person. Now I just have to convince the government to let me vote, one more Republican vote in this country would do a world of good.

-- Secretary TKO