I am sad to announce that my very dear friend Wayne will be moving in less than 2 days.
While one can hardly be blamed for wanting to move out of this God-forsaken city what with all of it's liberals and gays and whatnot, I'm still terribly upset about his decision to move to Portland.
I've decided to make a list of the things I will miss about Wayne:
- the way he lets me lick his hand for like 10 mins straight
- he's the only one that ever gives me meat bones
- I can totally get away with sitting on the couch when he's over
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huh . . . I thought there'd be more. . . . Anyway- one final dedication:
While one can hardly be blamed for wanting to move out of this God-forsaken city what with all of it's liberals and gays and whatnot, I'm still terribly upset about his decision to move to Portland.I've decided to make a list of the things I will miss about Wayne:
- the way he lets me lick his hand for like 10 mins straight
- he's the only one that ever gives me meat bones
- I can totally get away with sitting on the couch when he's over
-
huh . . . I thought there'd be more. . . . Anyway- one final dedication:
posted by Tatanka at 11:01 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks Tatanka. i luv u guise.
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