On Chrismas Spirit

I'm not the best with words (big words and long sentence turn you liberal) so I get a little confused when my parents call my personal hero Dick Cheney evil. Now surely this word most have some positive meaning to it, as most words that describe Mr. Vice President do: lovable, cuddly, handsome, brave, dangerous, bad (meaning good). So anyway I figure who better to celebrate (other than Jesus, my good friend also) than Dick Cheney at this special time of year? So I rearranged some of our decorations in honor of my main man.