On Earlobs

I like to think of myself as somewhat of a romantic. And most of you who know me are probably familiar with what I'm talking about-- I can give pretty much anyone weak knees with my earlobe licking trick. This isn't something I save just for the ladies either. I use this on pretty much anyone who will have me (except Morgan- her lobes are all furry- sick!) But I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that my Day Laborer, while questionable in some areas, has the greatest lobes of all. Erik, I want the world to know that I love your lobes. They are the best, man.