On Lazy Laber

I've told you guys about my day laborers and my concerns about their job performance, especially Erik. Well things have gone down hill. Apparently he had an appendicitis and he's asking for at least one day off. Next thing you know he's going to ask for paid time off. This is why we should stop illegal immigration--you can't find good help anymore, immigration is ruining our work ethic. Anyway, I'm gonna get back to napping and farting now. Hopefully my people will find a way to entertain me on Monday since I won't have my laborers around to shoot the breeze with.