On New Yeers

Like any good American I made some resolutions for the new year.

1. Find a new campaign manager who will get me everything on my Christmas list next year.
2. Be nicer to Morgan
3. Quit smoking... pit-bulls
4. Blog at least 6 times a week
5. Get walked at least once a day
6. Meet Chuck Norris
7. Convert my parents to conservatism
8. Become a movie star
9. Defeat terrorism
10. Find Morgan a new home (this might be the only way I can succeed at resolution number two)