On Up Dates
Since my day laborers didn't come by today (don't ask me why, it's probably due to a communist inspired holiday) I had some free time and decide to update my profile. I want my avid readers to get a better feel for who I am, realize I'm a nuanced, complex dog, not just a pretty face. I hope it helps you come to a deeper, fuller understanding of me.
-- Secretary TKO
-- Secretary TKO
3 Comments:
I don't know if you've ever read this or not, but Doctor Laura Schlessinger's The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands is one of my dad's favorite books. He bought it for me even though I don't have a husband. It could probably easily translate into The Proper Care and Feeding of Dogs.
Hmmm, on the one hand you seem to be pushing (what sounds like mighty fine) literature about how to strengthen the greatest of institutions (well second greatest after Country). But on the other hand you're single so I wonder if you really do value marriage. I'm not sure if you can be trusted as of yet. I'll look at this book and see how I feel.
In the mean time, can i get your dad's email address? He sounds like an outstanding citizen.
Tatanka, my dad currently doesn't have an e-mail because he can't figure out how to work the AOL. He listens to Rush everyday though, so when you're listening, you can know that there's a kindred spirit listening along with you.
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