On moore plumming

This is too good to be true. Check this out. They've decorated my bathroom.
I'm not sure it's the decor I would have gone for- I'm much more of a Southwestern Motif kind-a-guy, or maybe I would have done it all in American flags, but whatever. I'm still pretty pleased that these people are finally recognizing I deserve a little bit of luxury of my own. You people just don't know how good you have it what with being able to take care of business in warm and dry places all the time. I wonder if I could get Morgan to wipe my butt. . . .