On Compitetion

Check out this loser, trying to be like me, but batting for the other (wrong) team:



Next thing you know he'll probably have a blog and claim he was the first ever political dog. We know better though. Plus look at his old dilapidated house. I think we all know why it's so ghetto (hint: liberals can't afford anything nice because they're all poor moochers).

- TKO

On Mememorial Day

I haven't lost too many friends. But this guy was something special. R.I.P.

On Moore Rumors

Rumor has it I'm not into politics anymore, that I've lost a step. Well don't worry. I figured while Hillary and Os(b)ama were tearing each other apart I could rest up like Old John McCain. Now that the generals are about to kick in I'm ready, I even got some new gear for the season.

On Crulty to Animals

My parents just got back from the Farm Sanctuary. Apparently there was some talk of vegan dog food. I don't think they quite understand the irony: they go to learn about how to prevent cruelty to animals and they come back with these crazy ideas on how to harm me and my wolf ancestors.