Thursday, November 29, 2007

On Being Rite

I called it guys. Huckabee is going to win this thing. For those who haven't figured it out yet from my other posts, I know pretty much everything. High-five (paw). I better start working on some new pins and bumper-stickers.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

On Chainy

Looks like Super Hero VP is back in full working order.

Sometimes I fear my heart is going to give out too when I see the terrible state this country is in, or when I'm destroying things, trust me it's hard work. For instance if a Democrat wins this next election (I know, not very realistic but that's kind of the point) Dick and I might both end up at the Vet's office.

Do you know what soothes my heart? Thinking about getting all tucked into bed and having VP Cheney read me a bed time story in that great voice of his, baring his teeth. It reminds me of my more youthful years.

Hey I wonder if Cheney will run for President next year, think of the unstoppable force he would be. I'd throw Huckabee under a bus to have a man of Cheney's stature in the White House again.

Monday, November 26, 2007

On Dadd

My dad isn't as good of a blogger as I am. In fact he had a blog and let it die, probably because no one was interested in his liberal propaganda. Anyway, mom says it would be nice (and I am a compassionate conservative) if I mentioned he had a new blog. So I am, but seriously guys, I wouldn't waste any time reading it. All you need is right here. I've actually been thinking that whoever is in charge of the Internet could shut down all other blogs and no one would know the difference.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

On Future Presedent

Grandpa Said this earlier, in regard to my post about future President Huckabee.
Please don't tell me you're one of "those" people, uhhh dogs, who change candidates depending on which way the wind is blowing. Now don't get me wrong, I think Mike Huckabee has some very good qualities, but he's NOT going to win the nomination any more than Ron Paul is!! A couple of months ago your choice of prospects in order were Romney, Giuliani, Thompson, & McCain. I can see Huckabee moving up on your list, but how did he jump over all four of these REAL candidates?

You are truly a political icon, T, and I look forward to hearing what it is that has caused you to abandon your original choices to bury Scary Hillary as deeply as is humanly possible.
Obviously I need to explain myself if my role-model is questioning my decisions.

Now grandpa, you know I hate the liberal drive-by media, and I worried if I presented my real choice too early they'd start attacking him with slander and libel. So the whole Romney, Giuliani, Thompson, and McCain thing was just to throw the media off my trail. Now they've spent a good couple of months bad mouthing my predicted front-runners and have forgotten all about Huckabee. Luckily it doesn't matter too much who wins the nomination, they'll all beat out the Democrats who are having a good time cannibalizing each other. The country is learning an important lesson here: liberalism leads to cannibalism.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

On Gros

Look where the slippery slope of gay marriage has led!

But this gave me an idea. I'm thinking I might put a personal add in the newspaper, not for myself, but for Morgan. If I can find some liberal to marry her then I can have the castle all back to myself. Plus liberals are always trying to change good tradition so I might even be able to find one dumb enough to pay me a dowry in exchange for my sister.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

On Blogging

I believe today is my one year blogging anniversary. I'll have to get recommitted to it, I've been extremely busy studying up for the next Presidential Election.