Tuesday, May 27, 2008

On Compitetion

Check out this loser, trying to be like me, but batting for the other (wrong) team:

Next thing you know he'll probably have a blog and claim he was the first ever political dog. We know better though. Plus look at his old dilapidated house. I think we all know why it's so ghetto (hint: liberals can't afford anything nice because they're all poor moochers).


Sunday, May 25, 2008

On Mememorial Day

I haven't lost too many friends. But this guy was something special. R.I.P.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

On Moore Rumors

Rumor has it I'm not into politics anymore, that I've lost a step. Well don't worry. I figured while Hillary and Os(b)ama were tearing each other apart I could rest up like Old John McCain. Now that the generals are about to kick in I'm ready, I even got some new gear for the season.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

On Crulty to Animals

My parents just got back from the Farm Sanctuary. Apparently there was some talk of vegan dog food. I don't think they quite understand the irony: they go to learn about how to prevent cruelty to animals and they come back with these crazy ideas on how to harm me and my wolf ancestors.