Sunday, February 27, 2011

On Fake Freedom

If I had known that Democracy in the Middle East was going to cost me an extra dollar a gallon for gas I think I would have opted for more tyranny.

Sunday, February 20, 2011


Apparently there is a raging debating going on on the Internet about whether or not NPR and PBS is part of the left wing domination of news media. Luckily for you, my loyal readers, I'm here to tell you the answer, with proof. The debate ends here with my list of reasons why it's clear that NPR and PBS are part of the left wing propaganda communist machine and why we should stop funding them.

  1. No one ever yells on their programs

  2. It's very boring

  3. Ira Glass

  4. The commentators spend a lot of time talking about books that they didn't write

  5. My parents listen to it

  6. NPR doesn't spend all day of everyday praising Bush and exposing Obama's lies

  7. The Cookie Monster (he's blue through and through)

  8. Grandpa says it's so

Thursday, February 10, 2011

On Wanted Adds

I don't undestand the problem here--I take pictures without a shirt on and send them to people all the time.

Betsy requested one just the other day. Here's what I sent her:

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

On Ungreatful

I'm pretty sure Regan's kids were adopted.

Monday, February 07, 2011

On More Famous

I wonder why if "President" Obama is so great why is my girl Sarah Palin on the news more often? No one seems to follow him around caring what he has to say, but everyone loves my girl!!!!

There is one small problem with Sarah Palin though: she practically says everything that is on my mind. She's going to put me out of a job.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

On Ronald Reagon

Here's to you old buddy! You and the gold old days!

Happy 100th!