On Bugets

I almost got side-tracked today and talked about how great and humble I am. But the Internet was making enough noise about the upcoming budgets so I just had to weigh in. Really it's pretty simple: choose one of the following two options:

Option A: A plan that will kill babies, deflower virgins, destroy America, invite Satan into our lives, decrease quality health care, leave us vulnerable to terrorists, give handouts to the lazy, encourage entitlement, let Democrats win, take money from the rich, bankrupt practically everyone you know, personally offend me, and might save a few measly trillion dollars.

or

Option B: A plan that will lead to prosperity, will save hundreds of billions of trillions of dollars, and that was put together by my main man Paul Ryan.

Seems like an easy choice to me.

-TKO Out