On Cusing II

As you guys know my mom doesn't like bad language in the house (or in the backyard, or at Milo's house, or at the dog park, or the beach--it's rough being me sometimes). With that in mind let me tell you about my new dilemma. It turns out "bad-ass" is the most precise way to describe me--it captures all of my best qualities in two short words. Mom says I shouldn't use it, but then I'd be forced to use a lesser description which just seems silly. I was thinking maybe I could abbreviate it: BA. But then I worried people would think I was trying to steal Mr. T's thunder, which clearly isn't the case, I've got plenty of thunder of my own.

On Reely Good Ideas Step Two

So I've done a little simulation and am in the process of trying to convince Morgan that this look would really work for her.
(hehehe)

On Reely Good Ideas

I was doing a little reading on The New Awesome today and while I was a little disappointed to find out that one of my girlfriends, Betsy, is into cats, I quickly got over it because this specific post gave me one of my more brilliant ideas. It was this image in particular that got me thinking-
What a great idea for Morgan.

On Not Gilty

Just wanted to point out that there is absolutely no way of proving that those dirty paw prints on the white bathroom rug, while similar in size to my own, are in actuality mine.

On Grammer

Mom was going on and on about how sweet Morgan is sometimes . Which got me thinking about Twix--they're soooo sweet. And, of course, one Twix is never enough, so I said, "mom, get me some Twixeses." But now I'm not sure that was proper grammar. Is it Twixeses, Twixes, or Twixi? Someone help me out here.

On Goodby Jerry

You guys know there's nothing I love more than a God fearing man, so you won't be surprised to hear that I'm saddened at the loss of an American hero: Jerry Falwell.

Honestly though, I'm a little confused. Jerry had me convinced that God only smites sinners and people he hates. I wonder if Jerry got on God's bad side? Probably not, God probably just had greater works for him to do in Heaven.

On Vetos II

You might recall: I told them fools to stop wasting my boy's time!

On Nite Watchers

Dad and I watched Night Watchers yesterday. It's a Russian movie so it already had one strike against it but dad said it had a lot of stuff getting destroyed in it so I humored him and watched. Mom couldn't watch it because she said it sounded too scary--chicks are so lame. Anyway, the movie was about the "Others." Others have special powers that they use for good or evil. I feel pretty special so I assume I'm probably an Other as well. I asked dad if he thought I had any super powers and he said I did: I can make ugly look cute. I'm not one-hundred percent sure that was a compliment.